withtimecomesunderstanding:

"Are you sure?"
“Yes.”
“Contact deleted.”

Yeah. This has been done.

withtimecomesunderstanding:

"Are you sure?"
“Yes.”
“Contact deleted.”

Yeah. This has been done.

tastefullyoffensive:

Mind-Boggling Food Realizations [distractify]

Previously: Genious Shower Thoughts, Dog Shower Thoughts

So much of this made me laugh

The path isn’t a straight line; it’s a spiral. You continually come back to things you thought you understood and see deeper truths.

—Barry H. Gillespie (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Hahahahahaha

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

Hahahahahaha

For John who says he wishes we had met sooner

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Pisces facts: Pisces are often times their biggest downfall. They’re prone to being overindulgent and making “not-so-good” decisions because they’re conflicted about what they really should be doing.

zodiaccity:

Zodiac Pisces facts: Pisces are often times their biggest downfall. They’re prone to being overindulgent and making “not-so-good” decisions because they’re conflicted about what they really should be doing.